funny snow day quotes

Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing. ~Bill Copeland



Anywhere you go liking everyone, everyone will be likeable. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page. ~St. Augustine



Habit is a cable; we weave a thread each day, and at last we cannot break it. ~Horace Mann



Most painters have painted themselves. So have most poets: not so palpably indeed, but more assiduously. Some have done nothing else. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



Swallow your pride occasionally, it's non-fattening! ~Author Unknown



A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphysics of books. ~Walt Whitman



Fame is rot; daughters are the thing. ~James Matthew Barrie



Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater. ~Bette Davis, about Jayne Mansfield



When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people with whom I share nothing except the right to trial by jury. ~Fran Lebowitz



The foliage has been losing its freshness through the month of August, and here and there a yellow leaf shows itself like the first gray hair amidst the locks of a beauty who has seen one season too many. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes



Know thyself! A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever observes himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who wanted to know itself well would never become a butterfly. ~Andre Gide



The questions are diamonds you hold in the light. Study a lifetime and you see different colors from the same jewel. The same questions, asked again, bring you just the answers you need just the minute you need them. ~Richard Bach, Running From Safety



Following straight lines shortens distances, and also life. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself. ~Richard Burton



Gardening is about enjoying the smell of things growing in the soil, getting dirty without feeling guilty, and generally taking the time to soak up a little peace and serenity. ~Lindley Karstens, noproblemgarden.com



What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop? ~Woody Allen, Annie Hall



We always carry out by committee anything in which any one of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. ~Frank Moore Colby



I may not be different, but I'm definitely not the same. ~William J. Dybus



A leader is a dealer in hope. ~Napoleon Bonaparte, attributed