funny quotes on education

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. ~Betty Reese



Women are in league with each other, a secret conspiracy of hearts and pheromones. ~Camille Paglia



Learning without thought is labor lost. ~Confucius



An argument fatal to the communist theory, is suggested by the fact, that a desire for property is one of the elements of our nature. ~Herbert Spencer



Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. ~Author Unknown



I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything. ~John Steinbeck



A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. ~Lawrence Durrell



Sometimes in tragedy we find our life's purpose - the eye sheds a tear to find its focus. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Wind chimes in your yard will serenade garden creatures - squirrels, fairies and angels. ~Author Unknown



When I really worry about something, I don't just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don't go. I'm too worried to go. I don't want to interrupt my worrying to go. ~J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye



Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer. ~Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless Lord, where we are wrong, make us willing to change; where we are right, make us easy to live with. ~Peter Marshall



A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. ~Paul Sweeney



Perhaps history is a thing that would stop happening if God held His breath, or could be imagined as turning away to think of something else. ~Herbert Butterfield, Christianity and History



We give up leisure in order that we may have leisure, just as we go to war in order that we may have peace. ~Aristotle



You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency. ~Somerset Maugham



A man cannot dress, but his ideas get cloath'd at the same time. ~Laurence Sterne



We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. ~Edward R. Murrow



Don't smother each other. No one can grow in shade. ~Leo Buscaglia



There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you. ~Woody Hayes



The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved. ~J. Russel Lynes