love poems to him from her
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. ~Author Unknown
In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers. ~Author Unknown
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. ~Malcolm S. Forbes
The chief reason why marriage is rarely a success is that it is contracted while the partners are insane. ~Joseph Collins
The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. ~Charles Gordy
A handful of pine-seed will cover mountains with the green majesty of a forest. I too will set my face to the wind and throw my handful of seed on high. ~Fiona MacLeod
Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did, and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did. ~Martin Andersen-Nex�
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Nature decrees that we do not exceed the speed of light. All other impossibilities are optional. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. ~Franklin P. Jones, referring to the atomic bomb You're booty-blinded. You know what that is? It's like being snow-blinded only it ain't no snow, it's a cute little piece of ass. ~From the movie I Spy
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said. ~Author Unknown
My portraits are more about me than they are about the people I photograph. ~Richard Avedon
The only disability in life is a bad attitude. ~Scott Hamilton
Divine Nature gave the fields, human art built the cities. ~Marcus Terentius Varro, De Re Rustica
Astronomers always work in the past; because light takes time to move from one place to another, they see things as they were, not as they are. ~Neale E. Howard, The Telescope Handbook and Star Atlas, 1967
"Why, flowers are violent, cruel, terrible and splendid... like love!" He picked a ranunculus which gently swayed its golden head above the grass beside him, and with infinite delicacy, slowly and amorously, he turned it between his fat red fingers, from which the dried blood scaled off in places: "Isn't it adorable?" he repeated, looking at it. "It's so little, so fragile, and besides, it's all of nature; all the beauty and power of nature. It contains the world. A puny and relentless organism which goes straight to the goal of its desire! Ah, milady, flowers do not indulge in sentiment. They indulge in passion, nothing but passion. And they make love all the time, and in every fashion. They think of nothing else; and how right they are! Perverse? Because they obey the only law of life; because they are satisfied with the only need of life, which is love? But consider, milady, the flower is only a reproductive organ. Is there anything healthier, stronger, or more beautiful than that? These marvelous petals, those silks, these velvets... these soft, supple, and caressing materials are the curtains of the alcove, the draperies of the bridal chamber, the perfumed bed where they unite, where they pass their ephemeral and immortal life, swooning with love. What an admirable example for us!" ~"The Garden," Chapter 6
Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves. ~Eric Sevareid
The sales tax seems to be more politically acceptable than the income tax. ~Raymond C. Scheppach
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. ~Abraham Lincoln
