i miss u quotes for him

Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months. ~Carrie Latet



To unpathed waters, undreamed shores. ~William Shakespeare



You must be at the end of your rope. I felt a tug. ~Author Unknown You must be the change you wish to see in the world. ~Mahatma Ghandi



Commerce, n. A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Cynic's World Book, 1906



In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. ~Author Unknown



In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. ~Dave Barry



Give your stress wings and let it fly away. ~Terri Guillemets



Easy is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man. ~Nancy Linn-Desmond



You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent enough. ~Aldous Huxley



I am a little deaf, a little blind, a little impotent, and on top of this are two or three abominable infirmities, but nothing destroys my hope. ~Voltaire



We have profoundly forgotten everywhere that Cash-payment is not the sole relation of human beings. ~Thomas Carlyle, Past and Present



I could prove God statistically. Take the human body alone - the chances that all the functions of an individual would just happen is a statistical monstrosity. ~George Gallup I could smell myself awake with that coffee. ~Jaesse Tyler



What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance. ~Henry Havelock Ellis



I like her because she smiles at me and means it. ~Anonymous



Unjust. How many times I've used that word, scolded myself with it. All I mean by it now is that I don't have the final courage to say that I refuse to preside over violations against myself, and to hell with justice. ~Lillian Hellman



Error is a hardy plant; it flourishes in every soil. ~Martin F. Tupper



Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. ~Stephen Vincent Benet



To seek the breast of darkness and be suckled by the night. ~Paul Simon, "A Poem on the Underground Wall"



Teaching is leaving a vestige of one self in the development of another. And surely the student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures. ~Eugene P. Bertin



After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. ~Bill Kelly, "Mordillo"