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Erratum: an act or thought that unintentionally deviates from what is correct, right, or true; an error in printing or writing, especially such an error noted in a list of corrections and bound into a book; plural is errata.



Age is a prison from which we cannot escape. ~Morrow Bourne



A simple and irrefutable argument to knock creationism on its ass: (1) Humans are a mistake - subproof: opposable thumbs and enlarged brain capacity are the combined number one factor in the increasingly speedy destruction of planet Earth. (2) God doesn't make mistakes. (3) Therefore, God couldn't have created people. ~Cassus Garrulitas



To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex. ~Lily Tomlin



Is man's civilization only a wrappage, through which the savage nature of him can still burst, infernal as ever? ~Thomas Carlyle, The French Revolution, vol III, book V, chapter 7



He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. ~Roy L. Smith



If Prometheus was worthy of the wrath of heaven for kindling the first fire upon earth, how ought all the gods honor the men who make it their professional business to put it out? ~John Godfrey Saxe



Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's. ~Billy Wilder



Talent is that which is in a man's power; genius is that in whose power a man is. ~James Russell Lowell, Literary Essays



I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks. ~William Shakespeare



Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. ~Charles Caleb Colton



After a girl is grown, her little brothers - now her protectors - seem like big brothers. ~Astrid Alauda



The command "Be fruitful and multiply" was promulgated, according to our authorities, when the population of the world consisted of two people. ~William Ralph Inge, More Lay Thoughts of a Dean, 1931



There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists. ~Leslie Moak Murray



Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be. ~Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy



We may sit in our library and yet be in all quarters of the earth. ~John Lubbock



The feeling is often the deeper truth, the opinion the more superficial one. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



We speak little if not egged on by vanity. ~Fran�ois de la Rochefoucauld



The cat was created when the lion sneezed. ~Arabian Proverb



How did I know that someday - at college, in Europe, somewhere, anywhere - the bell jar, with its stifling distortions, wouldn't descend again? ~Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar, Chapter 20