quotes about boyfriends and love

Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage. ~Evan Esar



What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? ~Erma Bombeck



Baseball, to me, is still the national pastime because it is a summer game. I feel that almost all Americans are summer people, that summer is what they think of when they think of their childhood. I think it stirs up an incredible emotion within people. ~Steve Busby, in Washington Post, 8 July 1974



If every vote counts, then count every vote! ~Author Unknown



Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. ~Victor Hugo



Light gives of itself freely, filling all available space. It does not seek anything in return; it asks not whether you are friend or foe. It gives of itself and is not thereby diminished. ~Michael Strassfeld



On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime. ~Author Unknown



Why is there only one ball for 22 players? If you gave a ball to each of them, they'd stop fighting for it. ~Author Unknown



I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it's the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place. ~Debbie Peterson



I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress. ~Andre Gide



A neurotic's problems are invisible to others - and to himself, as well. ~Terri Guillemets



Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend. "I had a great time with... them." Great! Now they don't think you're queer - just a big slut! ~Judy Carter



The speedway ends at the cemetery. ~Author Unknown



The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. ~David Richerby



It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being. ~Henry David Thoreau



Everything you can imagine is real. ~Pablo Picasso



A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew



Some people are so sensitive they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them. ~Frank Hubbard



A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time. ~Alfred E. Wiggam



And this tattooing had been the work of a departed prophet and seer of his island, who, by those hieroglyphic marks, had written out on his body a complete theory of the heavens and the earth, and a mystical treatise on the art of attaining truth; so that Queequeg in his own proper person was a riddle to unfold; a wondrous work in one volume; but whose mysteries not even himself could read, though his own live heart beat against them; and these mysteries were therefore destined in the end to moulder away with the living parchment whereon they were inscribed, and so be unsolved to the last. ~Herman Melville, Moby-Dick