summer quotes for myspace

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. ~Sicilian Proverb



If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno



The trees are whispering to me, reminding me of my roots, and my reach... shhhhhh... can you hear them? Selflessly sharing their subtle song. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



No one has yet computed how many imaginary triumphs are silently celebrated by people each year to keep up their courage. ~Henry S. Haskins



Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. ~Saint-Exupery, The Little Prince, 1943



Why won't they let a year die without bringing in a new one on the instant, can't they use birth control on time? I want an interregnum. The stupid years patter on with unrelenting feet, never stopping - rising to little monotonous peaks in our imaginations at festivals like New Year's and Easter and Christmas - But, goodness, why need they do it? ~John Dos Passos, 1917



Statistics can be made to prove anything - even the truth. ~Author Unknown



The world is not a prison house but a kind of spiritual kindergarten where millions of bewildered infants are trying to spell God with the wrong blocks. ~Edwin Arlington Robinson



You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. ~The Simpsons by Matt Groening, spoken by the character Homer Simpson



Men can live without air a few minutes, without water for about two weeks, without food for about two months - and without a new thought for years on end. ~Kent Ruth



Being a lady is an attitude. ~Chuck Woolery, Love Connection



I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks of himself. To undermine a man's self-respect is a sin. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery



I've got a theory that if you give 100 percent all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end. ~Larry Bird



Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. ~Mark Twain, Notebook, 1935



A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless. ~James I of England, A Counterblaste to Tobacco, 1604



Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. ~Carrie Latet



We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that a savage has, because we know how it is made. We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that matter. ~Mark Twain



A religion without the element of mystery would not be a religion at all. ~Edwin Lewis



To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956



It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back. ~Mick Jagger