Your religion is what you do when the sermon is over. ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Beauty comes in all sizes, not just size 5. ~Roseanne
Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying. ~Baba Ram Dass
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. ~-Steven Wright
I do not believe that any man fears to be dead, but only the stroke of death. ~Thomas Browne, An Essay on Death
When a man forgets his ideals he may hope for happiness, but not till then. ~John Oliver Hobbes
Supposing you have tried and failed again and again. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call "failure" is not the falling down, but the staying down. ~Mary Pickford
...a final comfort that is small, but not cold: The heart is the only broken instrument that works. ~T.E. Kalem
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Do not be afraid of tomorrow; for God is already there. ~Author Unknown
Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon. ~The Simpsons by Matt Groening, spoken by the character Lisa
Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. ~Charles M. Crowe
In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot. ~Mark Twain, Notebook, 1935
History is particularly important in throwing light on the source of our attitudes about sex because many of the assumptions we make are not necessarily scientific or rational but holdovers of past belief systems that are no longer held by modern society. ~Vern Bullough
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. ~Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally
I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing. ~Agatha Christie
How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward. ~Spanish Proverb
If I called her she would pretend not to hear, but would come a few moments later when it could appear that she had thought of doing so first. ~Arthur Weigall
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. ~Josh Billings
Children are for people who can't have dogs. ~Author Unknown
The value of consistent prayer is not that He will hear us, but that we will hear Him. ~William McGill
The fact that the adult American Negro female emerges a formidable character is often met with amazement, distaste and even belligerence. It is seldom accepted as an inevitable outcome of the struggle won by survivors, and deserves respect if not enthusiastic acceptance. ~Maya Angelou
No one is listening until you fart. ~Author Unknown
Positive health requires a knowledge of man's primary constitution and of the powers of various foods, both those natural to them and those resulting from human skill. But eating alone is not enough for health. There must also be exercise, of which the effects must likewise be known. The combination of these two things makes regimen, when proper attention is given to the season of the year, the changes of the wind, the age of the individual, and the situation of his home. If there is any deficiency in food or exercise, the body will fall sick. ~Hippocrates
