The last birthday that's any good is 23. ~Andy Rooney
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter." ~Andy Rooney
I have figured for you the distance between the horns of a dilemma, night and day, and A and Z. I have computed how far is Up, how long it takes to get Away, and what becomes of Gone. I have discovered the length of the sea serpent, the price of priceless, and the square of the hippopotamus. I know where you are when you are at Sixes and Sevens, how much Is you have to have to make an Are, and how many birds you can catch with the salt in the ocean - 187,796,132, if it would interest you. ~James Thurber, Many Moons
It is doubtless true that religion has been the world's psychiatrist throughout the centuries. ~Karl Menninger
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. ~Author Unknown Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. ~Ashleigh Brilliant
It is veneer, rouge, aestheticism, art museums, new theaters, etc. that make America impotent. The good things are football, kindness, and jazz bands. ~George Santayana
We all love animals. Why do we call some "pets" and others "dinner?" ~k.d. lang
Sunshine is my quest. ~Winston Churchill
Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions. ~Author Unknown
How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? ~Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld
A man hasn't got a corner on virtue just because his shoes are shined. ~Anne Petry
Can an afternoon revert? ~Carrie Latet
Hope itself is a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this world affords; but, like all other pleasures immoderately enjoyed, the excesses of hope must be expiated by pain. ~Samuel Johnson
I'm not religious, but I like God and he likes me. ~Tony Kushner, Angels in America
The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. ~Aaron Kilbourn
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8
May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect. Deliver me, Tyler, from being perfect and complete. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 5
Her hair possessed so powerful an animal odor and was so electrically stimulating, that its mere contact with my skin instantaneously made me forget fever, fatigue and pain... and I immediately felt heroic ardor and new strength flowing and surging through my veins. ~"The Garden," Chapter 1
Life is its own journey, presupposes its own change and movement, and one tries to arrest them at one's eternal peril. ~Laurens van der Post
It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry. ~Edgar W. Howe
You can bury a lot of troubles digging in the dirt. ~Author Unknown
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. ~Fernando Pessoa
A hole is nothing at all, but you can still break your neck in it. ~Author Unknown
Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink. ~W.H. Davies
