happy birthday teacher quotes

Writing comes more easily if you have something to say. ~Sholem Asch



I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. ~Lily Tomlin



I still have a dream today that one day war will come to an end, that men will beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks, that nations will no longer rise up against nations, neither will they study war any more. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., The Trumpet of Conscience, 1968



The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest fur, the most supremely delicate nostrils, a mobile ear, an unrivaled paw and a curved claw borrowed from the rose-tree. ~Colette



Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet. ~Albert Einstein



The happiness which is lacking makes one think even the happiness one has unbearable. ~Joseph Roux



If black boxes survive air crashes, why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? ~George Carlin



Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars. ~Trey Parker, South Park, "Trapped in the Closet" Stan: "Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly."



Version 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs and is great. Version 3 adds all the things users ask for, but hides all the great stuff in Version 2. ~Fred Blechman



A lie is just the truth waiting to be itself. ~Terri Guillemets



It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it. ~Julia Child



I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. ~Marty Feldman



There is no gardening without humility. Nature is constantly sending even its oldest scholars to the bottom of the class for some egregious blunder. ~Alfred Austin



Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime. ~Mark Twain



People haven't time to learn anything. They buy things ready-made in stores. But since there are no stores where you can buy friends, people no longer have friends. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery, The Little Prince, 1943, translated from French by Richard Howard



If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee. ~Author Unknown



We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. ~Henry Ward Beecher



The sky is the daily bread of the eyes. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



I want you to remember, I intend this breast satirically. ~Coupling, "Flushed," original airdate 12 May 2000, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Susan



Liberal institutions straightway cease from being liberal the moment they are soundly established. ~Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols, 1888