We are perverse creatures and never satisfied. ~Nan Fairbrother
I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them. ~Anthony Clark
There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask. ~Colette
I'm not religious, but I like God and he likes me. ~Tony Kushner, Angels in America
I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the "history" I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America's traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it's a miracle that the concept of giving thanks even surfaces at all. ~Ellen Orleans
I don't think of all the misery but of the beauty that still remains. ~Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl
Give a woman a job and she grows balls. ~Jack Gelber
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable. ~A.P. Herbert, Misleading Cases, 1935
A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. ~Jimmy Cannon
The question is this: Is man an ape or an angel? I am on the side of the angels. ~Benjamin Disraeli
Labor: One of the processes by which A acquires property of B. ~Ambrose Bierce
Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love. ~George Eliot
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. ~Steven Wright
Jim Bakker spells his name with 2 k's because 3 would be too obvious. ~Bill Maher
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty. ~Frank Herbert
Gasoline prices are soaring through the stratosphere, and the Federal Trade Commission, which is supposed to be standing up for the consumer, ought to stop playing footsie with the oil companies and take steps to protect the American people. ~Ron Wyden
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. ~Jay Leno
The person who is waiting for something to turn up might start with their shirt sleeves. ~Garth Henrichs
No man has ever been born a Negro hater, a Jew hater, or any other kind of hater. Nature refuses to be involved in such suicidal practices. ~Harry Bridges
I know we're meant to be these hard-headed, money-obsessed professionals but we're still little boys at heart. Just ask our wives. ~Rob Lee, 1998
One man with courage makes a majority. ~Andrew Jackson
For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. ~Hunter S. Thompson
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. ~Emily Luchetti After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. ~Emily Luchetti
Worthless people blame their karma. ~Burmese Proverb
