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Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak.



I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. ~J. Edgar Hoover, attributed



We work for praise, and dawdle once we have it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share. ~Rita Mae Brown



It's just life - wake up and smell the thorns. ~From the movie Meet Joe Black



That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart



A man's heart deviseth his way: but the Lord directeth his steps. ~Proverbs 16:9



He had the uneasy manner of a man who is not among his own kind, and who has not seen enough of the world to feel that all people are in some sense his own kind. ~Willa Cather



One out of three hundred and twelve Americans is a bore... and a healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. ~John Updike, Assorted Prose



If a man in the morning hear the right way, he may die in the evening without regret. ~Confucius



There ought to be some other means of reckoning quality in this the best and loveliest of games; the scoreboard is an ass. ~Neville Cardus, A Fourth Innings with Cardus, 1981



Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. ~Erma Bombeck



Silence is more musical than any song. ~Christina Rossetti



He takes away my breath! He makes me reel!



A half-baked idea is okay as long as it's in the oven. ~Author Unknown



The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. ~Lane Olinghouse



Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. ~S.J. Perelman



When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown



Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Drawing is putting a line round an idea. ~Henri Matisse