megan fox quotes

The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away. ~E.W. Howe



You know you live in Phoenix when the four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and are you freakin' kidding me?! ~Author Unknown



Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want. ~Gael Greene



Love is metaphysical gravity. ~R. Buckminster Fuller



You can see a lot by just looking. ~Yogi Berra, also often quoted as "You can observe a lot by just looking." (original wording as yet unverified)



Next to excellence is the appreciation of it. ~William Makepeace



A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them. ~Leonard Louis Levinson



Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. ~George Jean Nathan



If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. ~Kurt Lewin



Harry found the hot drink as welcome as the firewhisky had been on the night that Mad-Eye had died; it seemed to burn away a little of the fear fluttering in his chest. ~J.K. Rowling, "The Thief," Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, 2007



Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. ~Robert Orben



It seems like such a terrible shame that innocent civilians have to get hurt in wars, otherwise combat would be such a wonderfully healthy way to rid the human race of unneeded trash. ~Fred Woodworth



If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma." ~Linda Sunshine



It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner



The greatest explorer on this earth never takes voyages as long as those of the man who descends to the depth of his heart. ~Julien Green



A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have. ~Author Unknown



Before enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. ~Zen Buddhist Proverb



The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Professor at the Breakfast-Table



Sun of my soul! Thou Saviour dear,



Dawn: When men of reason go to bed. ~Ambrose Bierce