quotes about boys being stupid

Guard himself as he may, every moment's an ambush. ~Horace



Teamwork is the ability to work together toward a common vision. The ability to direct individual accomplishment toward organizational objectives. It is the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results. ~Andrew Carnegie



It might be more worthwhile if we stopped wringing our hands and started ringing our congressmen. ~Author Unknown



Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key. ~Author Unknown



One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. ~George Archer



In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest. ~Henry Miller, The Books in My Life



The doubter is a true man of science; he doubts only himself and his interpretations, but he believes in science. ~Claude Bernard



Politics - I don't know why, but they seem to have a tendency to separate us, to keep us from one another, while nature is always and ever making efforts to bring us together. ~Sean O'Casey



The reluctance to put away childish things may be a requirement of genius. ~Rebecca Pepper Sinkler



Dr. Miller says we are pessimistic because life seems like a very bad, very screwed-up film. If you ask "What the hell is wrong with the projector?" and go up to the control room, you find it's empty. You are the projectionist, and you should have been up there all the time. ~Colin Wilson



In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from. ~Peter Alexander Ustinov



Ultimately, aren't we all just talking monkeys with an attitude problem? ~"Uncle" Ben, as seen on quotes?r?us.org



For years it has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. ~Erma Bombeck, about her wedding ring



What a weird thing smoking is and I can't stop it. I feel cosy, have a sense of well-being when I'm smoking, poisoning myself, killing myself slowly. Not so slowly maybe. I have all kinds of pains I don't want to know about and I know that's what they're from. But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself. ~Russell Hoban, Turtle Diary, 1975



Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve. ~Roger Lewin



Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. ~Turkish Proverb



If love can't cure it, nurses can. ~Author Unknown



Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs. ~Author Unknown



I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. ~Walt Whitman



You place too much importance... on the so-called purity of blood! You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be! ~J.K. Rowling, "The Parting of the Ways," Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000, spoken by the character Albus Dumbledore