No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~Henry Kissinger
Quotation, n.: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. The words erroneously repeated. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Your religion is what you do when the sermon is over. ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of tiny pushes of each honest worker. ~Helen Keller
We are all primary numbers divisible only by ourselves. ~Jean Guitton
Justifying a fault doubles it. ~French Proverb
When an actress takes off her clothes onscreen but a nursing mother is told to leave, what message do we send about the roles of women? In some ways we're as committed to the old madonna-whore dichotomy as ever. And the madonna stays home, feeding the baby behind the blinds, a vestige of those days when for a lady to venture out was a flagrant act of public exposure. ~Anna Quindlen
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. ~William Withey Gull
Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. ~Author Unknown
The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet by a giant unseen cat. ~Michael McGarel
Only a few things are really important. ~Marie Dressler
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~Author Unknown
A wise man can do no better than to turn from the churches and look up through the airy majesty of the wayside trees with exultation, with resignation, at the unconquerable unimplicated sun. ~Llewelyn Powys, The Pathetic Fallacy
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. ~Confucius
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. ~Charles de Gaulle
Dancing: the vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music. ~George Bernard Shaw
A new wound makes all the old ones ache again. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Strangers are just friends waiting to happen. ~Rod McKuen, Looking for a Friend (Thank you, Carolyn.)
Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. ~Martin H. Fischer
I feel most ministers who claim they've heard God's voice are eating too much pizza before they go to bed at night, and it's really an intestinal disorder, not a revelation. ~Rev. Jerry Falwell
Silence is the secret to sanity. ~Astrid Alauda
In dreams, we enter a world that's entirely our own. ~Steven Kloves (screenplay), Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, 2004, spoken by the character Albus Dumbledore
I but know that I love thee, whatever thou art. ~Thomas Moore
The goal of all life is death. ~Sigmund Freud
