funny quotes for school
Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space. ~Rebecca West
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. ~From the movie Fight Club, based on the novel by Chuck Palahniuk
Love may be blind, but this I'll state - it's eagle-eyed compared to hate. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 5
Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. ~Virgil A. Kraft
All is not butter that comes from the cow. ~Proverb
A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. ~Author Unknown
What are you trying to protect heterosexual marriages from? There isn't a limited amount of love in Iowa. It isn't a non-renewable resource. If Amy and Barbara or Mike and Steve love each other, it doesn't mean that John and Mary can't. ~Ed Fallon
There is no truth. There is only perception. ~Gustave Flaubert
The Internet is the trailer park for the soul. ~Marilyn Manson
To crop or not to crop, that is the question. ~Author Unknown
How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said. ~Victor Hugo How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said. ~Victor Hugo
It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. ~William Thomas
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Chiefly the mold of a man's fortune is in his own hands. ~Francis Bacon
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. ~Bill Cosby, Fatherhood, 1986
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles. ~George Jean Nathan
Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority. ~William Arthur Ward
You write to communicate to the hearts and minds of others what's burning inside you. And we edit to let the fire show through the smoke. ~Arthur Polotnik
I swim across a sea of quotes, splashing in the words and riding the waves of wisdom. ~Terri Guillemets
