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There is one quality more important than "know-how" and we cannot accuse the United States of any undue amount of it. This is "know-what" by which we determine not only how to accomplish our purposes, but what our purposes are to be. ~Norbert Wiener, The Human Use of Human Beings, 1954
Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks. ~Author Unknown
The color of the mountains is Buddha's body; the sound of running water is his great speech. ~Dogen
A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. ~Author Unknown
Life is the hyphen between matter and spirit. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827
God and the devil lose to a common enemy: inertia. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. ~Author Unknown
Make your feet your friend. ~J.M. Barrie
There is always some specific moment when we become aware that our youth is gone; but, years after, we know it was much later. ~Mignon McLaughlin
Failure doesn't mean you are a failure... it just means you haven't succeeded yet. ~Robert Schuller
A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible. ~Author Unknown
No two gardens are the same. No two days are the same in one garden. ~Hugh Johnson
Were it not for music, we might in these days say, the Beautiful is dead. ~Benjamin Disraeli
Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it. ~Abraham Lincoln
Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. ~Patanjali, translated from Sanskrit
I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind. ~George Bernard Shaw, 28 August 1896
If I leave here tomorrow, will you still remember me? ~Allen Collins and Ronnie Van Zant, "Free Bird," One More From the Road, 1973, performed by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet. ~Lewis C. Henry
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and... mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it. ~Billy Cosby
The things that are wrong with the country today are the sum total of all the things that are wrong with us as individuals. ~Charles W. Tobey
Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature. ~George Bernard Shaw
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it. ~Soren Kierkegaard
I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents become better people as a result of practicing it. ~Joe Mullally
