cheating love quotes

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. ~Lemony Snicket



The neurotic thinks himself both Hamlet and Claudius, in a world that belongs to Polonius. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Something in human nature causes us to start slacking off at our moment of greatest accomplishment. As you become successful, you will need a great deal of self-discipline not to lose your sense of balance, humility, and commitment. ~Ross Perot



Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown



Our love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind. ~Author Unknown



Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. ~Author Unknown



Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken. ~Bill Dodds Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken. ~Bill Dodds



Sisterhood is powerful. ~Robin Morgan



The most tragic paradox of our time is to be found in the failure of nation-states to recognize the imperatives of internationalism. ~Earl Warren



Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past. ~Henry Ward Beecher



Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it. ~From the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it. ~From the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off



We're all hookers. What matters is dignity. ~Mike Farren



The most beautiful make-up of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. ~Yves Saint Laurent



We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. ~D.H. Lawrence



We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. ~Bill Maher



A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise. ~A.A. Milne



I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same. ~Bob Golic



I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for everyday. ~George Bernard Shaw I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. ~Lily Tomlin as "Edith Ann"



Civilization... wrecks the planet from seafloor to stratosphere. ~Richard Bach