Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. ~Brendan Francis
Baseball is reassuring. It makes me feel as if the world is not going to blow up. ~Sharon Olds, This Sporting Life, 1987
When I grow up I want to be a little boy. ~Joseph Heller, Something Happened, 1974
We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof tight and our clothing sufficient, but who provides wisely that he shall not be wanting the best property of all - friends? ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Physically, a man is a man for a much longer time than a woman is a woman. ~Honore de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage
Everyone has a price - mine is chocolate. ~Author Unknown
Care I for the limb, the thews, the stature, bulk, and big assemblance of a man! Give me the spirit. ~William Shakespeare
Life is too short for traffic. ~Dan Bellack
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. ~Mae West
A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored crannies of the system that are unresponsive to most other exercise methods. ~Author unknown, from an editorial in New York Tribune, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren
Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit? ~George Archer
Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. ~Matthew 7:1-2
You know it's time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves. ~Quoted in The Cockle Bur
An older sister helps one remain half child, half woman. ~Author Unknown
Church tax exemption means that we all drop our money in the collection boxes, whether we go to church or not and whether we are interested in the church or not. It is systematic and complete robbery, from which none of us escapes. ~E. Haldeman-Julius, The Church Is a Burden, Not a Benefit, In Social Life
A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. ~Author Unknown
Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. ~Seneca
If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. ~Mary Engelbreit
A day is Eternity's seed, and we are its Gardeners. ~Erika Harris, lifeblazing.com
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that�s bad for you! ~Tommy Smothers
He liked to go from A to B without inventing letters between. ~John McPhee
Fame is proof that the people are gullible. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
My sons think it's a fireman's pole, but I forgot to cut a hole through the ground into the kitchen. ~Pamela Anderson
There are people who live their whole lives on the default settings, never realizing you can customize. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com