funny birthday cake quotes

No one is free when others are oppressed. ~Author Unknown



What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace. ~Agnes M. Pahro



Go and wake up your luck. Persian Saying



Prayer may not change things for you, but it for sure changes you for things. ~Samuel M. Shoemaker



Anger is a bad counselor. ~French Proverb



The man who has done his level best, and who is conscious that he has done his best, is a success, even though the world may write him down as a failure. ~B.C. Forbes



The human mind has never invented a labor-saving machine equal to algebra. ~Author Unknown



Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. ~Matthew 7:1-2



God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go. "Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God. "Well, how about Mercury?" "No, it's too hot there." "Okay," said St. Peter, "what about Earth?" "No," said God, "They're such horrible gossips. When I was there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're still talking about it." ~Author Unknown



She thinks that happiness is a mat that sits on her doorway. ~Rob Thomas, "3 A.M."



Fear is the lengthened shadow of ignorance. ~Arnold Glasow



To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life. ~W. Somerset Maugham



He who does not know how to believe, should not know. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



Envy slays itself by its own arrows. ~Author Unknown



I had burned my candle at both ends, and I was weary of these perilous and precarious adventures which had led me - whither? I was experiencing mental fatigue, a paralysis of my energies, and all my faculties were diminishing while still in their prime, sapped by neurasthenia. Ah, how I regretted not having followed the straight roads of life! ~"The Mission," Chapter 3



It's amazing how grandparents seem so young once you become one. ~Author Unknown



Codi: "Like a note you'd send somebody after you'd stayed in their house?"



Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution. ~Robert Zend



If I could hear Christ praying for me in the next room, I would not fear a million enemies. Yet distance makes no difference. He is praying for me. ~Robert M. McCheyne



Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world. ~Ada Louise Huxtable