lil wayne funny quotes

Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty. ~Frank Herbert, Dune Chronicles



Hitler destroyed the German university with design; we destroyed ours without. ~Martin H. Fischer



Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Nicole Hollander



Computers must be female. No one but the creator understands their internal logic. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. ~Author Unknown



Cookies are made of butter and love. ~Norwegian Proverb



Let your working ideas go for a picnic - sometimes the fresh air and ant bites are just what they need. Many great ideas were bitten a little at the beginning. ~Carrie Latet



Pure logic is the ruin of the spirit. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galantiere



The soul may sleep and the body still be happy, but only in youth. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



You found God? If nobody claims him in thirty days, he's yours! ~Author Unknown



Everything you can imagine is real. ~Pablo Picasso



The truth brings with it a great measure of absolution, always. ~R.D. Laing



It is an incredible con job when you think of it, to believe something now in exchange for life after death. Even corporations with all their reward systems don't try to make it posthumous. ~Gloria Steinem



How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. ~Annie Dillard, The Writing Life



The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. ~Portuguese Proverb



None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The records do not show that Adam and Eve were married. ~Ed Howe



No one is free when others are oppressed. ~Author Unknown



My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot. ~Ashleigh Brilliant



Being a lady is an attitude. ~Chuck Woolery, Love Connection



Philosophy cannot raise the commonalty up to her level: so, if she is to become popular, she must sink to theirs. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



A human life is a story told by God. ~Hans Christian Andersen