happy birthday poems for mums

Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially the legal kind. ~Kay Ingram



Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity? ~Steve Polyak



Not using faults does not mean that one does not have them. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



Money doesn't talk, it swears. ~Bob Dylan, "It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)"



I have scarcely touched the sky and I am made of it. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



Man will begin to recover the moment he takes art as seriously as physics, chemistry or money. ~Ernst Levy



Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



Handwriting is autobiography. ~Carrie Latet



Susan: "Sally, does it ever occur to you that age brings wisdom and greater confidence?"



The first requisite for immortality is death. ~Stanislaw J. Lec



Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel? By th' mass and 'tis, like a camel indeed. Methinks it is like a weasel. It is backed like a weasel. Or like a whale. Very like a whale. ~William Shakespeare



The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. ~Frank Hubbard



A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile. ~Author Unknown



The fact, in short, is that freedom, to be meaningful in an organized society must consist of an amalgam of hierarchy of freedoms and restraints. ~Samuel Hendel



The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! ~Terry Moore



Remember, if you�re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns! ~Allison Gappa Bottke



A player who conjugates a verb in the first person singular cannot be part of the squad, he has to conjugate the verb in the first person plural. We. We want to conquer. We are going to conquer. Using the word "I" when you're in a group makes things complicated. ~Wanderley Luxemburgo



I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 3



Desert rains are usually so definitely demarked that the story of the man who washed his hands in the edge of an Arizona thunder shower without wetting his cuffs seems almost credible. ~Administration in the State of Arizona, U.S. public relief program, 1935-1943



The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. ~Mark Twain