happy birthday quotes in spanish

A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours. ~Author Unknown



Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. ~Doug Larson



My fat scares me - it's a ticking time bomb. ~Carrie Latet



A man who finds no satisfaction in himself, seeks for it in vain elsewhere. ~Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld



Addictions do come in handy sometimes: at least you have to get out of bed for them. ~Martin Amis



The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.. ~William Shakespeare, As You Like It



Like a piece of ice on a hot stove the poem must ride on its own melting. ~Robert Frost



Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997



In diving to the bottom of pleasure we bring up more gravel than pearls. ~Honore de Balzac



Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner, unless you eat some of what's on that plate. Being here in America doesn't make you an American. Being born here in America doesn't make you an American. ~Malcolm X



Lisa: "Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?"



I don't paint things. I only paint the difference between things. ~Henri Matisse



That the birds of worry and care fly over you head, this you cannot change, but that they build nests in your hair, this you can prevent. ~Chinese Proverb



To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up. ~Oscar Wilde



Skipping is to fly like an angel. ~Opal Montagne



Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ~Kin Hubbard



I believe in God; I just don't trust anyone who works for him. ~Author unknown, from a stand-up comedy routine on television



The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. ~Elbert Hubbard



The greatest discoveries of science have always been those that forced us to rethink our beliefs about the universe and our place in it. ~Robert L. Park, in The New York Times, 7 December 1999



It is veneer, rouge, aestheticism, art museums, new theaters, etc. that make America impotent. The good things are football, kindness, and jazz bands. ~George Santayana